A man faked a carjacking to avoid going shopping with his wife — and now he’s facing real jail time for a fake crime. Turns out, there are easier ways to deal with tasks you’d rather avoid.

Spain’s newest crime ring didn’t target banks — they targeted bistro chairs. And strangely, it’s a perfect metaphor for credit thieves at work.

Ever catch yourself mindlessly unlocking your phone? A Colorado startup is on a mission to stop doom scrolling - with a 6-pound smartphone case.

Canadian scientists finally tackled the question no one asked: which American states would survive a zombie apocalypse. Because who needs a cure for inflation when you can prep for the apocalypse?

One photo. Two offended cultures. Zero awareness.
A cautionary tale of what happens when companies treat awareness like a buzzword.

Some people fake it till they make it. Others fake it for decades — like the guy who faked blindness for 50 years before he got caught.

Some people pop painkillers; others pop frogs. Turns out, “hopping” on the latest wellness trend can have side effects.

They say diamonds are forever, but finding one might cost you three weeks, a sunburn, and your sanity. Instead of shopping at Tiffany’s, one New Yorker went with the “bring your own shovel” package instead.

When bathroom breaks require QR codes and commercials, you know we’ve reached peak surveillance. At least at work they only watch our Slack dots, not our squat breaks.

Turns out mayo really can be spicy — at least when it sparks arson. A café patron in Spain went full Gordon Ramsay meets Pyro after being denied mayonnaise. The sandwiches may have been dry, but his temper was extra crispy.

Forget Fast & Furious — this was Slow & Suspicious. A man’s quest for sugar ended not with brain freeze, but with a police stop in the tiniest getaway car ever made.

A 54-year-old fan went from cheering in the stands to guarding the net, proving sometimes dreams really do come true — just 30 years late. Perhaps I should dust off my cleats and start practicing my victory dance in case the NFL runs out of running backs.

Road rage just got a makeover. Forget iced coffee — drivers can now toss giant emojis at each other, turning traffic into something that looks suspiciously like Mario Kart with clown faces instead of banana peels. It may not fix bad driving, but at least it’ll make gridlock more interesting

Vegas has seen some wild nights, but this one didn’t need a tiger in the bathroom to make it memorable. A Justin Bieber look-alike fooled a nightclub into believing he was the real deal, racking up selfies, shopping sprees, and a $10K bar tab before his Hangover-style stunt ended with a lifetime ban.

Lab rats in Richmond have mastered driving tiny cars, proving once and for all that some rodents handle stress—and steering wheels—better than humans. Now if only scientists could teach them to deal with New York traffic without honking or throwing paws.

An Argentinian cop’s sunny afternoon turned into a full moon scandal when Google Street View captured his bare backside and beamed it to the world. Now $12,500 richer from a privacy lawsuit, he’s officially the only man to make money by putting his butt on the map.

A London bishop in a dressing gown shut down a church concert for making “a terrible racket” past 10 p.m., proving even holy houses have noise complaints. But the choir got the last hallelujah, leading the crowd in an a cappella “Dancing Queen” on the way to the pub — because when God closes a door, someone opens a bar.

A man in Shanghai took “knowledge is power” a little too literally and landed some PTO — minus the “P.” And speaking of vacation, if you suffer from PPTOSD, Pre-PTO Stress Disorder, Leevital may help.

Who’s ready for a little PTO?

Thanks to a glitch in Amazon’s return system, a San Jose woman spent a year buried under hundreds of unwanted faux-leather car seat covers, turning her porch into a discount auto-parts warehouse. Proof that even the internet’s greatest conveniences can gift you a front-row seat — literally — to retail absurdity.